At work I support 2 bakery plants and 1 cheese plant. Let me just tell you how much I appreciate them! They send me gifts, they ask about my well being when the weather is bad (a lot this winter), and sometimes they are a pain with all of their questions...but sometimes they crack me up!
See this IM conversation with the bad boy of Atlanta, that's the analyst at one of my plants.
Plant: I'm looking at my GR variance report. It appears to be unhappy.
Me: Tickle it. That might help.
Plant: OK...hold on
Plant: It just stared at me and mentioned something about a lawyer.
Ha, ha. I couldn't help him with his report or analysis, but this pretty much made my day.